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9 November 1998

I was gonna chastise her for not coming to my party, but before i could she said it... "I'm engaged!" The blow wasn't as big a deal as I thought it would be. I suppose the pain is also similar to getting kicked in the groin -- it doesn't all come at once. We looked at her wedding book. She was looking for advice on colors for the reception and conception.

I needed a reason to take my epistle about the election down. It's totally dated and irrelevant now. I don't think one person I voted for actually made it into office.

Anyway, here's a photo from Halloween. As most people know, it's my favorite holiday ever and I always look forward to dressing up, but most of my friends are way too good to dress up. The other person with me is Charlotte. If you look really hard on the site, you'll find a few snippets of my strange devotion to her. If you can't tell, I dressed as the grim reaper and she dressed the way I've always wanted her to dress.

Here's another picture. The girl on the right's name is Tessa. I'm putting the pic up for two reasons. Notice she's wearing an official rexbasior.com t-shirt. Also she sillily decided to hang out in New Mexico and not date my buddy Rhett and marry some other guy she's known for like a month. Sorry Rhett. I gave her the shirt. I don't know what else I could have done. For the past five years everyone close to me hasn't gotten married. Usually when people stop hanging around me they get hitched in no time. I think I might be like the fifth horseman of the Apocalypse.

This is something old, but I think I'll put it here for public consumption right now. It's my bishop's mathematical formula for deciding on which girl to marry.

Yeah, I think it's very confusing too. No wonder nobody's getting married. I'm not complaining.

Halo 2 came out this past week. Fortunately it's a lot lamer than we all thought it would be. Perhaps I and my ilk will wind up with lives and wives after all.

(12nov04)